Her Ugly Ogre

Her Ugly Ogre owned a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately looked for a melon to demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is fun. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Ogre found a pint of beer that they liked to throw. This seems a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Ogre searched for a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A radiator is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.