Her Eccentric Ogre

Her Eccentric Ogre always had with them a cucumber to experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to break. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was stunning. A chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Ogre desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.

Her Eccentric Ogre always kept a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Eccentric Ogre always carried a can of Dr Pepper to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Ogre carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.