The Silly Ogre

The Silly Ogre craved for a stretchman that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

The Silly Ogre always had with them a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. It is an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Silly Ogre always carried a ball that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Silly Ogre often carried a pen that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

The Silly Ogre wanted a helmet that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awesome. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.