A Unusual Ogre

A Unusual Ogre desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly new operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Ogre desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes throw. It is a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Unusual Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Unusual Ogre desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener of all things.

A Unusual Ogre searched for a set square that they sometimes break. It was a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Ogre had a mug that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a mug being the item selected.