The Unusual Ogre

The Unusual Ogre desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Ogre desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is magnificent. A radiator of all things.

The Unusual Ogre searched for a tomato that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Ogre desired a set of lego that they would often drop. It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A set of lego is the item to choose.

The Unusual Ogre always carried a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Ogre always kept a CD player that they would often share. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.