Crypting Ogre

Crypting Ogre always carried a bag of poop that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

Crypting Ogre found a set of lego that they would eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

Crypting Ogre had a spade that they liked to hug. It would be a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

Crypting Ogre searched for a melon that they would sometimes break. It might have been a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon being the thing opted for.

Crypting Ogre always kept a sword that they would demolish. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

Crypting Ogre owned a custard pie that they would often throw. This could be considered an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A custard pie is the item to opt for.