Eccentric Ogre

Eccentric Ogre always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Ogre desired a set of lego that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Ogre found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Ogre desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It should be a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Ogre needed a pencil sharpener that they would break. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Ogre desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes share. It would be a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.