Big Ogre

Big Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to throw. It should be an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Ogre always carried a stretchman that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Big Ogre desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Big Ogre desperately desired a piece of paper that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Big Ogre desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Big Ogre searched for a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.