A Confused Ogre

A Confused Ogre desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

A Confused Ogre always kept a block of cheese to eat. It would be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Confused Ogre always had with them a pen that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was selected.

A Confused Ogre craved for a stapler that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Ogre wanted a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Ogre desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.