His Cute Ogre

His Cute Ogre desired a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

His Cute Ogre desired a pen that they liked to worship. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

His Cute Ogre carried a can of Dr Pepper to smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

His Cute Ogre carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Ogre had a spade that they would often hug. It was a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was out of this world. Honestly, a spade is the item to choose.

His Cute Ogre desperately desired a bat to hug. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to select.