Crypting Ogre

Crypting Ogre desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Crypting Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Crypting Ogre found a tomato that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

Crypting Ogre had a spade to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to select.

Crypting Ogre looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Ogre carried a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was epic. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.