The Chinese Ogre

The Chinese Ogre had a spade that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.

The Chinese Ogre desired a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It is a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Chinese Ogre had a cup that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a cup being the item selected.

The Chinese Ogre found a cup to throw. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Ogre often carried a lava lamp to smash. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Chinese Ogre owned a ball that they liked to break. One might say this is a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was selected.