Her Red Ogre

Her Red Ogre wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Red Ogre desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be spectacular. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Her Red Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes annihilate It would have been an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was epic. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Red Ogre desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally break. This seems a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be exciting. A hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Red Ogre wanted a big sponge that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be exciting. A big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Red Ogre desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item selected.