My Angry Ogre

My Angry Ogre craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Angry Ogre desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a mug would be the item chosen.

My Angry Ogre had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

My Angry Ogre always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

My Angry Ogre looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

My Angry Ogre desperately wanted a crown that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.