The Troubled Ogre

The Troubled Ogre wanted a teapot to eat. It was considered to be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Ogre found a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Ogre had a ball that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Ogre needed a pencil sharpener to play with. It should be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Troubled Ogre wanted a can of Tango that they would share. This seems a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Ogre desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often drop. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.