His Crazy Ogre

His Crazy Ogre wanted a melon that they would often throw. This is certainly a new action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon is the item to choose.

His Crazy Ogre craved for a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig having that done to it

His Crazy Ogre desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Ogre desperately looked for a can of coke that they would worship. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Ogre often carried a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Ogre often carried a can of coke that they liked to share. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.