Her Little Ogre

Her Little Ogre desired a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Little Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Her Little Ogre desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Her Little Ogre owned a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Little Ogre needed a teapot that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was epic. A teapot being the chosen thing.

Her Little Ogre desperately desired a cheese grater to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.