His Depressed Ogre

His Depressed Ogre desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Ogre searched for a sponge that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Ogre owned a computer that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Depressed Ogre carried a set square that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Ogre desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It is an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Depressed Ogre desperately needed a set of lego that they would often smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.