His Confused Ogre

His Confused Ogre had a custard pie to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Ogre always had with them a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It should be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Confused Ogre needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

His Confused Ogre always kept a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot of all things.

His Confused Ogre desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Ogre always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.