Her Depressed Ogre

Her Depressed Ogre owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Ogre always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Ogre desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Ogre craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Her Depressed Ogre found a pen to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Ogre carried a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.