His Lonely Ogre

His Lonely Ogre desperately desired a piece of paper that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Lonely Ogre desperately searched for a helmet that they would often hug. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

His Lonely Ogre often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Ogre always kept a rubber chicken to embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

His Lonely Ogre searched for a sack of potatoes to smash. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Ogre wanted a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bat being the item selected.