His Brainy Ogre

His Brainy Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater to play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Brainy Ogre desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

His Brainy Ogre wanted a sponge that they liked to eat. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.

His Brainy Ogre looked for a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Ogre found a spade that they liked to play with. It is a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

His Brainy Ogre owned a bat that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A bat would be the thing that was chosen.