The Tired Ogre

The Tired Ogre desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Ogre often carried a stapler that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Tired Ogre often carried a stapler to hug. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A stapler being the chosen thing.

The Tired Ogre found a toilet brush that they liked to eat. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Ogre searched for a block of cheese that they liked to annihilate It might have been a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Ogre always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.