Jolly Ogre

Jolly Ogre desperately needed a spade that they sometimes eat. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

Jolly Ogre desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a wig was the item that was selected.

Jolly Ogre always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Jolly Ogre searched for a stapler that they would sleep with. It should be a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

Jolly Ogre always had with them a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Jolly Ogre desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a teapot being the thing opted for.