My Cheerful Ogre

My Cheerful Ogre had a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

My Cheerful Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

My Cheerful Ogre desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Ogre owned a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Cheerful Ogre always kept a can of coke that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Ogre looked for a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A can of coke was the thing that was selected.