My Eccentric Ogre

My Eccentric Ogre desired a pint of beer to cuddle. It would be a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Ogre carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Ogre desperately desired a block of cheese that they would eat. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Ogre searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Eccentric Ogre looked for a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Eccentric Ogre often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.