Their Beautiful Ogre

Their Beautiful Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Ogre searched for a tomato that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a tomato being the item selected.

Their Beautiful Ogre desperately needed a melon that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Ogre wanted a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. It would be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Their Beautiful Ogre always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.

Their Beautiful Ogre wanted a melon to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A melon being the thing opted for.