A Big Ogre

A Big Ogre had a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Big Ogre desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Big Ogre desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Ogre desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Big Ogre often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a different action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

A Big Ogre desired a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.