Careful Ogre

Careful Ogre desperately wanted a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Careful Ogre always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Careful Ogre desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

Careful Ogre looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Careful Ogre owned a hat that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Careful Ogre wanted a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to opt for.