His Cute Ogre

His Cute Ogre needed a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Ogre wanted a magic 8 ball that they would share. It was a new exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Cute Ogre had a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Cute Ogre owned a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. It might be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

His Cute Ogre desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Ogre desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.