Stupid Ogre

Stupid Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. This seems a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Ogre owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Ogre desperately needed a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a different exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Ogre desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen item.

Stupid Ogre desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Stupid Ogre desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.