Her Handsome Ogre

Her Handsome Ogre carried a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. This is certainly an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Her Handsome Ogre carried a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Handsome Ogre always carried a piece of paper to demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Her Handsome Ogre always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Ogre carried a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Her Handsome Ogre always kept a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.