The Round Ogre

The Round Ogre wanted a pen that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Round Ogre carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Round Ogre carried a pint of beer to put on his head. It was a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Round Ogre had a cheese grater that they liked to throw. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Round Ogre always kept a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Round Ogre carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.