The Handsome Orangutan

The Handsome Orangutan owned a pen that they sometimes share. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a pen having that done to it

The Handsome Orangutan always had with them a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Handsome Orangutan wanted a toilet brush that they liked to break. This might appear to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Handsome Orangutan wanted a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Handsome Orangutan craved for a wig that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Orangutan owned a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.