The Square Orangutan

The Square Orangutan found a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Orangutan always kept a sponge that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Orangutan desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally share. This seems a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Square Orangutan always carried a tomato to sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Square Orangutan desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Square Orangutan needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.