A Funny Orangutan

A Funny Orangutan desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would embrace. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Funny Orangutan wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Orangutan desired a set square that they would demolish. This seems an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Orangutan owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Funny Orangutan often carried a spade that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Orangutan found a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.