My Bum Loving Orangutan

My Bum Loving Orangutan owned a CD player that they would often put on his head. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was amazing. A CD player being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Orangutan found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Orangutan searched for a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a new proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

My Bum Loving Orangutan had a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Orangutan craved for a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A mug is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Orangutan needed a bat that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.