Her Angry Orangutan

Her Angry Orangutan always kept a sack of potatoes that they would hug. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Her Angry Orangutan needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Her Angry Orangutan desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would drop. It was a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Her Angry Orangutan searched for a teapot that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

Her Angry Orangutan always had with them a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Orangutan craved for a can of coke that they would often put on his head. It might have been an original action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.