Crazy Orangutan

Crazy Orangutan carried a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It might be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Crazy Orangutan looked for a custard pie that they would smash. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Crazy Orangutan always kept a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

Crazy Orangutan always kept a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It would be an odd activity, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of beer of all things.

Crazy Orangutan desired a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was sublime. A stapler is the item to choose.

Crazy Orangutan searched for a ball that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A ball being the item selected.