My Famous Orangutan

My Famous Orangutan desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would annihilate It would be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Famous Orangutan needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an original idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Famous Orangutan desperately desired a helmet to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.

My Famous Orangutan craved for a piece of paper that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Famous Orangutan desired a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing selected.

My Famous Orangutan had a bat that they would often play with. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.