My Purple Orangutan

My Purple Orangutan desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

My Purple Orangutan desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

My Purple Orangutan found a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

My Purple Orangutan looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

My Purple Orangutan desperately searched for a stretchman that they would share. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.

My Purple Orangutan desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.