His Famous Orangutan

His Famous Orangutan desired a toilet brush that they would often worship. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

His Famous Orangutan wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

His Famous Orangutan desired a can of Tango that they would often break. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Famous Orangutan often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

His Famous Orangutan found a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Orangutan found a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.