The Orange Orangutan

The Orange Orangutan desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Orangutan always carried a rubber chicken that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Orangutan desperately craved for a tomato that they would drop. It would have been a funny action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Orangutan owned a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Orangutan searched for a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Orangutan always carried a block of cheese that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it