The Angry Orangutan

The Angry Orangutan wanted a sword that they would embrace. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Angry Orangutan desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Angry Orangutan desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball of all things.

The Angry Orangutan carried a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Orangutan found a tomato that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Orangutan desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes throw. It was a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.