A Depressed Orangutan

A Depressed Orangutan desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often play with. It was considered to be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Depressed Orangutan desperately needed a wig that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was out of this world. A wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Orangutan desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Orangutan wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Orangutan searched for a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was epic. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Orangutan always had with them a rubber johnny to worship. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.