His Silly Orangutan

His Silly Orangutan found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. This seems an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Silly Orangutan desperately craved for a little monkey to put on his head. It might have been a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Silly Orangutan desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Silly Orangutan looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

His Silly Orangutan always had with them a block of cheese to annihilate It is a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Silly Orangutan carried a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.