The Anxious Orangutan

The Anxious Orangutan carried a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be breathtaking. A hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Orangutan always kept a bag of poop to worship. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Anxious Orangutan carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Anxious Orangutan always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It might be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Orangutan always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Orangutan desperately looked for a computer that they would embrace. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was chosen.