The Naughty Orangutan

The Naughty Orangutan found a hat that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Orangutan carried a set of lego to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Orangutan always carried a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Orangutan desperately looked for a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Naughty Orangutan always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. This seems an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is simply life. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Naughty Orangutan had a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. It should have been a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.