The Weary Orangutan

The Weary Orangutan wanted a bottle of wine to demolish. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Weary Orangutan looked for a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Weary Orangutan desperately craved for a bag of flour to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Orangutan found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Orangutan desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes throw. It might be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A wig was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Orangutan desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.