His Exceptional Orangutan

His Exceptional Orangutan desired a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Orangutan needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Exceptional Orangutan desired a cucumber that they would eat. It should have been a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Orangutan wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Orangutan desperately craved for a melon that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

His Exceptional Orangutan owned a computer that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer being the item selected.